Redneck Jokes

You might be a redneck if...


Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house


The ASPCA raids your kitchen.


You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.


You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.


You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.


Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.


You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.


You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something.


Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.


Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.