Redneck Jokes

You might be a redneck if...


You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.


You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.


The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.


You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.


Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.


You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.


You mow your lawn and find a car.


You can spit without opening your mouth.


Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.


You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.