Thought Jokes

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.


Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.


Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.


Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.


For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.


No one is listening until you make a mistake.