Thought Jokes

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.


If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"


What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?


I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.


Why not modern Latin: VENI, VEDI, VISA - I came, I saw, I shopped.


If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?


STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.


Strange! No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.


Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?


Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?