Thought Jokes

Whatever happened to preparations A through G?


If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


So what's the speed of dark?


Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?


I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.


Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?


Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?


Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?


If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?


Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?