Thought Jokes

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?


If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?


If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?


If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?


If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?


If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?


Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?


What happens when none of your bees wax?


Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?