Thought Jokes

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.


I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.


The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.


Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.


Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!


For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.


Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!


Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.


Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.


All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.