Thought Jokes

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?


Just "before" someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?


It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.


We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.


The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.


It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.


Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor.


You can't have everything, where would you put it?


Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.


If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.