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Location: Clean Jokes ► Voicemail Jokes ► Answering Machine Message 65
Answering Machine Message 65

You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines are busy now, but if you leave your name and number, someone will get back to you as soon as possible.

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