Political Jokes

Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't.




There's one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common: Our money.




...Veni, Vedi, Clinti--I came, I saw, I lied.




A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with 'Once Upon A Time'?"


He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If elected I promise'."