One Liner Jokes

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?


Can you be a closet claustrophobic?


Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?


When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?


If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?


Why is the word abbreviation so long?


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?


If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?


Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?


If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?