One Liner Jokes

"I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said... Are you going to hate yourself in the morning? She said.. No..I hate myself now."


"I had a girlfriend that was so fat her belly button made an echo."


"I had a girlfriend that was so fat she had her own postal code."


"I had a girlfriend that was so fat she had a dress with a sign on the back saying...Caution Wide Load."


"My girlfriend was so fat her clothes were made by Omar the tent maker"


"One day I ran into my girlfriend with my car. She asked me why I didn't ride around her. I told her that I didn't think I had enough gas"


"I had a girlfriend that was so fat her bikini was made out of two bed sheets."


"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... her mother ripped in two when she had her."


"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... She uses a septic tank for a toilet."