One Liner Jokes

Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts.


Every day, the hummingbird eats its own weight in food. You may wonder how it weighs the food. It doesn't. It just eats another hummingbird.


I bought a portable cable TV.


Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper.


I liked "Slaughterhouse 5", but I can't find the first four anywhere.


A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets. All they found was a pile of dust.


I took a physics course that was so hard I couldn't find the classroom.


Despite decades of market research, markets proliferate and there's no cure in sight.


I washed my edible underwear and now they're gone.