One Liner Jokes

I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.


I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done.


Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts. They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough.


I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum.


I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.


I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York.


A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will."


I had my coathangers spayed.


I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.