Office Jokes

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"


The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."


The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"


The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"


And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."