Music Jokes

Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?

A: Shoot four of them.




Q: What are burning oboes used for?

A: To set bassoons on fire.




Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation?

A: Because most oboes are full of holes.




Q: How do you make an oboist play a sustained A-flat?

A: Steal his batteries.