Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.

A: None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff.




Q: How many NASA technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Seventy, and they plan it for two weeks and when they finally get around to it the weather's bad so they postpone it till next week. The lightbulb costs three million dollars.




Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.




Q: How many senior citizens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb.




Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but it takes eight million years.




Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: There's no evidence that the change is due to evolution. What use would a mutation that produced part of a filament be?




Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Evolution can only produce different shapes of light bulbs; it can never change it into an animal.




Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two, the new one and the old one.