Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many chess grandmasters does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: 21. One to have the idea, and a whole load more to do all the analysis.




Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb for Bobby Fischer ?

A: Two. One person to put the new one in, and another person to file three millimetres off it first.




Q: How many scrabble players does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: I don't actually know, but it's on a triple word score anyway.




Q: How many Tauruses does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None: Tauruses don't like to change anything.




Q: How many Tauruses does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: One. But only if they can celebrate afterwards with a ten course meal and some great sex.




Q: How many Tauruses does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.




Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.




Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!