Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many (generation) Xers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, one to go and shoplift the bulb so the boomers have something to screw in and the other to screw it in for minimum wage.




Q: How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, they *like* it in the dark.




Q: How many alt.vampyres readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None! Yecch! We LOVE the dark, stupid!




Q: How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One.




Q: How many one-armed people does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Only one, as long as he kept the till receipt.




Q: How many [members of your favorite group] does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two, but they have to be *really tiny*.




Q: How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: At least three. (Notes: think height!)