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Tell The Whole Truth

`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?'


`Well, your Honour,' said the witness, `I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects.'