Lawyer Jokes

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.


An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.


"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.


"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."


The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."