Business Jokes

The following are actual phone calls made to I.R.S. offices across the United States.





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Caller: I want to know if I should file married or single.



IRS: Are you married?



Caller: Well, sort of...



IRS: What?



Caller: Well, we did get married, but we're not counting on it.





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Caller: I got a letter from you guys and I want to know what you want.



IRS: What does it say?



Caller: Just a minute, I'll open it.





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Caller: I'm a bookkeeper and I need to know if ten $100 bills make a thousand dollars or only ten hundred dollars.



IRS: Both. It's the same amount.



Caller: So why do I get a different answer every time I move the decimal point?





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Caller: What does the law say about people who are renting to relatives and taking a loss on the property?



IRS: You are required to charge them fair market value.



Caller: It's very fair. If we rented to someone else we could get a lot more.