Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

X!

X who?

X for breakfast!



Knock Knock

Who's there?

Xavier!

Xavier who?

Xavier your breath, I'm not leaving!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Xenia!

Xenia who?

Xenia stealing my sweets!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ya!

Ya who?

I didn't know you were a cowboy!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Yacht!

Yacht who?

Yacht a know me by know!