Animal Jokes

Q: What has four legs and an arm?

A: A happy pit bull.




Q: Why is a tree like a dog?

A: Because they both lose their bark when they die.




Q: Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?

A: Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.




Q: What is the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker?

A: It is easier to get your kids back from a rotweiler!




Q: Did you hear about the new breed in pet shops?

A: They crossed a pit bull with a collie; it bites your leg off and goes for help.




Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?

A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.




Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

A: Elephino.