Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Warren!

Warren who?

Warren my birthday suit!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Warrior!

Warrior who?

Warrior you been all my life!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Wash!

Wash who?

Wash you there , Fred!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Water!

Water who?

Water be ashamed of yourself for living in a dump like this!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Water skier!

Water skier who?

Water skier'd of, I'm harmless!