Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Vassar girl!

Vassar girl who?

Vassar girl like you doing in a place like this?




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Vaughan!

Vaughan who?

Vaughan day my prince will come!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Veal chop!

Veal chop who?

Veal chop for some new clothes!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Vera!

Vera who?

Vera all the flowers gone...!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Verdi!

Verdi who?

Verdi been all day!