Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Sherwood!

Sherwood who!

Sherwood like to come in!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Shirley!

Shirley who?

Shirley you must know me by now!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Sicily!

Sicily who?

Sicily question!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Sid!

Sid who!

Sid down and have a cup of tea!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Simon!

Simon who?

Simon the dotted line!