Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Passion!

Passion who?

Passion through and I thought I'd say hello!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Pasture!

Pasture who?

Pasture bedtime isn't it!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Pat!

Pat who?

Pat yourself on the back!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Paul!

Paul who?

Paul up a chair and I'll tell you!



Knock Knock

Who's there?

Paula!

Paula who?

Paula up the door handle will you and let me in!