Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Mortimor!

Mortimor who?

Mortimor that meets the eye!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Mozart!

Mozart who?

Mozart is in museums!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Mr!

Mr who!

Missed her at the bus stop!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Muffin!

Muffin who?

Muffin the matter with me, how about you?




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Muffin!

Muffin who?

Muffin grouchy first thing in the morning!