Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Lisa!

Lisa who?

Lisa you can do is let me in!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Lisbon!

Lisbon who?

Lisbon married eight times!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Listz!

Listz who?

Listz of ingredients!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Little old lady!

Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Livia!

Livia who?

Livia me alone!