Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Godunov!

Godunov who!

Godunov to eat!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Goose!

Goose who!

Goose see a doctor, you don't look well!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Gopher!

Gopher who!

Gopher broke!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Gordie!

Gordie who!

Gordie-rectly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Gorilla!

Gorilla who?

Gorilla me some cheese on toast please!