Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Forbes!

Forbes who?

Forbes of Evil!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ford!

Ford who?

Ford he's a jolly good fellow!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Foster!

Foster who?

Foster than a speeding bullet!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Fozzie!

Fozzie who?

Fozzie hundredth time let me in!



Knock Knock

Who's there?

France!

France who?

France of the family!