Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Euripedes!

Euripedes who?

Euripedes clothes and I'll sue you!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Europe!

Europe who?

Europe'ning the door too slow, come on!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Europe!

Europe who?

Europe to no good!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Eustace!

Eustace who?

Come Eustace you are!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Eva!

Eva who?

Eva you're deaf or your doorbell isn't working!