Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Egypt!

Egypt who?

Egypt you when he sold you a broken door bell!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Elaine!

Elaine who?

Elaine of the freeway!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Eileen!

Eileen who?

Eileen over to tie up my shoes!



Knock Knock

Who's there?

Elektra!

Elektra who?

Elektra circus!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Elias!

Elias who?

Elias a terrible thing!