Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Duane!

Duane who?

Duane the bath, I'm dwowning!



Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dummy!

Dummy who?

Dummy a favour and go away!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dunce!

Dunce who?

Dunce-ay another word!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dustin Hoffman!

Dustin Hoffman who?

Dustin Hoffman welcome mat for you!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dwayne!

Dwayne who?

Dwayne in Spain falls mainly on the plain...!