Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Diploma!

Diploma who?

Diploma to fix the leak!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Disaster!

Disaster who?

Disaster be my lucky day!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Disguise!

Disguise who?

Disguise the limit!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

Dishes a very bad joke!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Disk!

Disk who?

Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep!