Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Congo!

Congo who?

Congo out, I'm grounded!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Conyers!

Conyers who?

Conyers please open the door!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cook!

Cook who?

Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Costa!

Costa who?

Costa lot!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cozy!

Cozy who?

Cozy who's knocking!