Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Arnie!

Arnie who!

Arnie having fun?




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Arnold!

Arnold who?

Arnold friend you haven't seen for years!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Arthur!

Arthur who!

Arthur any more biscuits in the tin!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Asa!

Asa who!

Asa-int amongst men!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ashley!

Ashley who?

Ashley-t's foot!