Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Acid!

Acid who?

Acid down and be quiet!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ada!

Ada who?

Ada burger for lunch!





Knock Knock

Who's there?

Adair!

Adair who?

Adair once but I'm bald now!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Adam!

Adam who?

Adam if I do and adam if I don't!





Knock Knock

Who's there?

Adelia!

Adelia who?

Adelia the cards and we'll play poker!