Insulting Jokes

If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!


You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.


A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.


You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.


They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?


You're very smart. You have brains you never used.


You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.


Eventually, you will get what you asked for.


Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?


You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!


You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!


You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!