Insulting Jokes

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.


You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.


If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.


I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.


You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.


You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!


I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.


I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.


You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.


At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.


If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.


Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?