Insulting Jokes

We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!


We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".


You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.


I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.


Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.


You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!


A dope you are and dope will remain.
Completely unlike cocaine.
You add to, not diminish, pain!


We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?


Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.


We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.


It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.


Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.