Fishing & Hunting Jokes

Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?"


"No," the second guy says.


"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.


"Oh," says the second guy.


A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?"


"See what?" the second guy asks.


"Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there."


"Oh."


A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?"


By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!"


And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"