Heaven and Hell Jokes

One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.


walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God,


there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?".


God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."


St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!"


"Who, the New Yorkers?".


"No, the Pearly Gates."