Guide Jokes

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.


CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.


CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.


EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.


HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.


INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


MYTH: A female moth.



MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.


RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.


SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.


TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.


YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.


WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.