Guide Jokes

Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.


Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.


Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall.


Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.


Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.


Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.


Eclipse \e-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.


Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.


Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.


Left Bank \left' bangk'\: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.


Misty \mis'-tee\: How golfers create divots.


Paradox \par'-uh-doks\: Two physicians.


Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.


Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm.


Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: What penguins see with.