Gender Jokes

Q: How do you scare a man?

A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.




Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.




Q: Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A: In the pages of a romance novel.




Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

A: Exchange him.




Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

A: No phone numbers.




Q: Why do men like smart women?

A: Opposites attract.