Gender Jokes

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds


40-ish means: 48


Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever will


Affectionate means: Possessive


Artist means: Unreliable


Average looking means: You figure this one out


Beautiful means: Pathological liar


Commitment-minded means: Pick out curtains, now!


Communication important means: Just try to get a word in edgewise


Contagious Smile means: Bring your penicillin


Educated means: College dropout


Emotionally Secure means: Medicated


Employed means: Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home


Enjoys art and opera means: Snob


Enjoys Nature means: Bring your own granola


Exotic Beauty means: Would frighten a Martian


Financially Secure means: One paycheck from the street


Free spirit means: Substance abuser


Friendship first means: Trying to live down reputation as slut


Fun means: Annoying


Gentle means: Comatose


Good Listener means: Hard to pull a word from her


Humorous means: Caustic


Intuitive means: Your opinion doesn't count


In Transition means: Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills


Light drinker means: Lush


Looks younger means: If viewed from far away in bad light


Loves Travel means: If you're paying


Loves Animals means: Cat lady


Non-traditional means: Ex-husband lives in the basement


Open-minded means: Desperate


Outgoing means: Loud


Passionate means: Loud


Poet means: Depressive Schizophrenic


Redhead means: Shops on the Clairol aisle


Reliable means: Frumpy


Reubenesque means: You can figure this one out


Romantic means: Looks better by candle light


Self-employed means: Jobless


Smart means: Insipid


Special means: Rode the small schoolbus w/ tinted windows


Spiritual means: Involved with a cult


Stable means: Boring


Tall, thin means: Anorexic


Tan means: Wrinkled


Wants Soulmate means: One step away from stalking


Widow Nagged means: first husband to death


Writer means: Pompous


Young at heart means: How about the rest