Political Jokes

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."


-- Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97




"For NASA, space is still a high priority."


-- Vice President Al Gore, 9/5/93




"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."


-- Vice President Al Gore




"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."


-- Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95




"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."


-- Vice President Al Gore




"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."


-- Vice President Al Gore




"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."


-- Vice President Al Gore




"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."


-- Vice President Al Gore, 5/22/98




"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"


-- Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93




"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."


-- Vice President Al Gore, 11/30/96




"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."


-- Vice President Al Gore




"The future will be better tomorrow."


-- Vice President Al Gore




"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."


-- Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97




"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."


-- Vice President Al Gore to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93




"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe."


-- Vice President Al Gore