Food Jokes

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."


On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.


A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.


A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.


The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.


A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.


Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.


Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."




I thought you were trying to get into shape?

I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.